WANNA BUY SOME RAINBOW PANTS? I WORE THESE PANTS TO A BUNCH OF COACHELLA PARTIES AND LET ME TELL YOU—THEY ARE RAINBOW AS HELL. YOUR LEGS ARE GONNA LOOK SO COOL, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO PAY ME FOR THESE AGAIN BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SO GRATEFUL. IT'S OKAY, I WON'T LET YOU, I KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT COULD GET. BUT TRUST ME, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE BUILDING. THESE RAINBOW PANTS ARE HELLA STRETCHY, HAVE A BUTTON AND ZIP FLY, FRONT AND BACK POCKETS (NONE OF THOSE FAKE POCKETS, WHO LIKES THE FAKE POCKETS? NO ONE), AND THEY'RE HELLA RAINBOW.